OK, I’ve come upon this link a month or so late, but behold the Metasonix G-1000.
“The G-1000 consists of two totally independent amplifiers, with very different preamp sections. One channel is called the HAPPY channel. The other is called the ANGRY channel.
For damn good reason. One sucks your face, the other gnaws your foreskin off.“
Even more appealing is the name: the Fucking Fucker. This reminds me of a cocktail party I went to while I was a student; the two cocktails on offer were called “Gentle Ben” and “The Fucker”. The Fucker was a real hit amongst the cognoscenti, I can assure you.
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